I just accidentally took my fucking vyvanse instead of my trazodone kms

oooo12oo:

That’s it. Were tipping the dashboard today

fortooate:

lmaonade:

ok so today we’re smoking crack 

did someone say heavy lgbt rep

leafie-draws:

a dark type Scolipede ☠️🖤
warm up doodle~

paper-mario-wiki:

assrtdj:

the thrilling saga of the さんずっち sanzugotchi 

SANS SHIT ON THE FLOOR

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

did anyone else have the fucking. dolphin girls at school

they were like horse girls except they couldnt ht gfbfnfbnfj eb do sorry a mojth started attacking me

its dive bombing me like its world war 2 im just tryn to shit

toilet roll now controlled by enemy forces

anyway dolphin girls where like horse girls but since they couldnt get their own dolphins they always had 24 books called like “sparkle glimmer cove” wherever they went

dragontatoes:

reverseracism:

reverseracism:

Click here to support #FlintKids Christmas with Little Miss Flint organized by Pack Your Back

Hi. My name is Mari Copeny. Im 11 years old and a kid from Flint, Michigan. You may know me as Little Miss Flint. Im an activist, an advocat

gofundme.com

Click here to support #FlintKids Christmas with Little Miss Flint organized by Pack Your Back

Hi. My name is Mari Copeny. Im 11 years old and a kid from Flint, Michigan. You may know me as Little Miss Flint. Im an activist, an advocat

gofundme.com

A literal 11 year old: the government poisoned my city

right wingers: who cares, it’s just Michigan! America comes first!

11 year old: Michigan is in America

right wingers:

gudakko:

aeon-fux:

coolthingoftheday:

Aside from bees and butterflies, bats are one of the most important pollinators on the planet - especially in tropical and desert regions. 

(Source)

lost in the sauce

Nothing like the taste of room temperature completely flat coke mixed with slightly too much fireball that your friend left at your house

morningwood10:

augur-of-colas:

gaegi:

i found them

“The boys are coming from INSIDE THE TOWN”

i straight up live right next to this

lmaonade:

radio hosts be like “you’re listening to BBHS673387.BDJJDKSKSKKSKIPFPFKFJDNFNJ.8727388888.8.7.678393939HHDJSKFJJ.HDJH hope you have a safe drive home”

cwrgr:

jamesmasinoart:

In about a week, less than 1% of America raised $18 million dollars to fund a steel wall. How impossibly evil are we?

So I had to respond with a parody for financing something that actually matters, replacing Flint, Michigan’s lead-filled water pipes. You can trust me that this is not a scam, after all, I’m using my REAL name.

https://www.gofundme.com/FixFlintsWater

(Somebody already donated $100 before I finished writing this post, maybe there’s some hope for humanity)