Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

september-eighteen:

This gives me life

september-eighteen:

This gives me life

stoleyogirl:

when you see ur squad while you out with your parentsimage

greekceltic:

keikilanidraws:

sno4wy:

How To Draw Better In 2 Minutes

I expected this to be a troll video about sacrificing your soul in exchange for art skills or something but this was actually very informative.

Good stuff.

pajamaedprincess:

aaaaa42:

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…

plantaplanta:

10thfloorghostgirl:

charliexxx:

So. I had no idea about this app until I went into my doctor and he told me about it. 

LISTEN UP. THIS APP. THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SERIOUSLY A BLESSING. ESPECIALLY TO ANYONE WITH FINANCIAL PROBLEMS (which is kind of everyone now). THIS IS NOT INSURANCE THOUGH. BUT IT WILL HELP YOU OUT. DOWNLOAD THIS APP RIGHT NOW. NO. STOP READING. DOWNLOAD IT

This app allows you to input the prescription you have, select your dose, and then find a place near you (or your own pharmacy) with the cheapest price. Then you click “get code/coupon/discount card,” show that to the pharmacist, and THERE YOU GO. SAVING YOU SOME CASH TO GET YOURSELF A WELL DESERVED DRINK, CANDY BAR, DATE MONEY, SEX TOY CASH, OR GO BUY YOURSELF A HAMSTER AND NAME HIM STARLORD WITH THE EXTRA MONEY

No, but in all seriousness. This app is saving my ass right now. 

I’m Trans* and have Fibromyalgia, and this is really making a difference already. I hope this helps out other people. We all know it fucking sucks to have to pay this much for the medication we need to function in life. 

this really helped me out when i didn’t have insurance. like, being able to spend only $8 on meds that normally would’ve cost me $100+ is incredible.

Very important

after spending approximately 2 hours getting Extremely Frustrated at bl2, i’ve officially decided to fucking quit video games forever

@dogs that wag their tail so hard their butt shakes

flygoing:

I love you

championbuttmaster:

krait:

On a scale from Homestuck to Superwholock, how offended are you when somebody says your fandom sucks

*cranks the knob up to 11 but the 11 is covered up with a piece of tape with the word BRONIES written on it in Sharpie*

kankris-hot-booty:

I RMEMEBER LAUGHIGN SO FUCKIGN HARD WHEN I SAW THIS

darkfliercynthia:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST SPONGEBOB EPISODE!!!!!!

fruithoe:

im in love with the sky

mixtapewormhole:

the truth is out there

mixtapewormhole:

the truth is out there

iguanamouth:

proto-hipsters:

iguanamouth:

a lot of people are burned out on emoticons but one that ill never get tired of is :> because it looks like youre being talked to by a friendly bird

image

I see it like

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still a bird